This is the first in a series of essays intended to free younger minds from the leftist crap they have been fed in school. The American educational system is a cult from which our students must be deprogrammed.
TRIGGER WARNING: Presumably you learned to read in between naps in your safe space, where you were protected from the Scary Ideas of racist right-wing multi-phobes. If so, my words may cause you “literally” to shake with fear and rage.
Don’t be alarmed, though: this is merely a symptom of withdrawal from an addiction. If you went to school in the US, especially to a public school, you are probably addicted to the toxic stupidity of progressivism. Think of this as a 12-step program to help you recover.
Today’s essay is about socialism. By “socialism” I mean an economic arrangement in which the government is in charge of most activity, directly or indirectly. The opposite of socialism is “free-market capitalism” where government has a much less important & intrusive role.
Here’s the bottom line: capitalism produces much better economic results than socialism. If you want to improve your standard of living, no matter how poor you are, live under capitalism. The score in the Game of Competing Economic Theories is: Capitalism, 1 Zillion- Socialism, Zero.
Said another way, there are precisely 0.00 instances in which socialism has been better for humans than capitalism, other than for Stalin and Castro and Mao and their ilk. It is true that espousing socialism has helped many politicians and university professors to make a good living, but that good life is still only possible as a result of living under capitalism. Bernie Sanders has 3 houses, for example, despite his disdain for free enterprise (maybe he thinks he’d have 6 houses under socialism, because he’d be one of the ilk-guys who make out like bandits.)
Under socialism, there is less economic inequality, but only because everybody has similarly crappy lives. A constant complaint against capitalism is that some people get really rich, while others are poor by comparison. But those poor people are still better off economically than just about everyone under socialism.
A unicorn is a mythical beast, and so is a socialist system that makes everyone happy and equal and safe and sheltered and fed. Passing a law that says “There shall be unicorns” will not result in actual unicorns coming to life. Laws that say “to each according to one’s needs, from each according to one’s abilities” are equally futile. Socialists keep decreeing unicorns and keep producing weak, smelly donkeys with a fake horn tied to their flea-bitten heads.
Socialism doesn’t work because it is contrary to human nature. Humans want to take care of themselves and those they love. If their little girl is hungry, they will find a way to feed her, versus patting her on the head and telling her that they are voting for a law that entitles her to eat just as well as everyone else (socialism has crappy food, by the way.)
Capitalism gets the best out of our flawed human nature, through something that’s called “enlightened self-interest.” The heart of capitalism is freedom: freedom to choose, to innovate, to build, to grow; sometimes to fail and to have to start over. The fruits of these freedoms have brought humanity widely-shared affluence that was unimaginable even a century ago.
Capitalism is not perfect, of course, which is why socialists are always trying to destroy it. As they sit in the faculty lounge, surrounded by the astonishing comforts and capabilities that have all been made possible by capitalism, they explain why biting the hand that has fed them is the virtuous way forward. They insist on trying to turn the powerful horses of capitalism into unicorns, by any means necessary.
You. might ask, if it is so empirically obvious that capitalism produces much better economic outcomes than does socialism, why are so many people infatuated with socialism? Oddly, it’s because capitalism has been so successful. People have leisure time to show off how virtuous they are by proposing that we should tear down something that works in order to implement something that sounds noble but does not work.
In other words, many people are morons. Unfortunately there is a Moron Majority in our educational establishment, and PhDs in “Unicorn Studies” are issued in ever-growing numbers.
So for you recovering progressives, from now on when Bernie Sanders or AOC start to babble about the benefits of socialism, simply substitute the word “unicorn” into their sentences, and see how silly it sounds:
“Everyone should have free education for themselves and their unicorn.”
“Minimum wages should be set so that every family can feed themselves and their unicorn.”
“Everyone should have the same number of unicorns.”
If you care about the poor – which is a good and noble thing to do – then help them learn to benefit from capitalism. It’s the only thing that works and it is why humanity is far better off today than it has ever been in all of recorded history. (Oh, and ask your professor why that fact never came up during your Attitudinal Studies seminars.)